i'm feeling fat and sassy

May 21

I got my first pay check today. A whopping 16 dollars….

May 20

Lol someone pooped in the pool at special olympics today and then the life guard (hottie) had to get it out but he didn’t see any but he was a hottie with a body. God. Oh and there were so many cute guys at the meet yesterday. Omg so many 6 packs. I was like

May 19

Worst swim of my life. Gr.

May 17

This cute guy is texting me boo yaah

Uh so my knee popped out of place while I swam breast stroke. God I hate that stroke. So much.

May 15

No Daniel. Grapes. Lil nasty.

Omg those grapes were so big jesus

GRRAAAAAPPES

GRRAAAAAPPES

May 12

Aw my mama got me an iPad.

May 11