February 2012
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spaniardinparis replied to your post: god damn it i forgot jay redirected his blog ugh …
I know I’m the only reason why you are going to do track because you want to see me and all but I’m not going to be there when you guys come down for the meet.
why would i dedicated 2 hours of running every day just to see you bitch plz
god damn it i forgot jay redirected his blog ugh
but anyways my coach doesn’t want me to do track this week because i have state this weekend ::::::::(
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latenightadultery started following you
WHAT THE HELL BRYAN
omg bryan would be such a great gay porn star i am just saying
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scunted:
if you dont like toph then i dont like you
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Oh gosh, so apparently my friend has a lazy eye, and I never really noticed until he was talking to me yesterday and I was like “Oh my god what’s wrong with your eye? Is it swollen!?” and my friend Rheanna was like “Crystal you are so insensitive, he has a lazy eye dumb ass.” Honestly, I thought lazy eyes were when the eye like moves to the other side of the eye or...
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mariliendra replied to your post: mariliendra replied to your post: Oh Michelle,…
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:)))))))
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mariliendra replied to your post: Oh Michelle, don’t get me started on how many…
what did you get out of it?
Jamba Juice…
Oh Michelle, don’t get me started on how many period/tampon jokes I got.
Someone threw food at me while I was wearing that. LIKE REALLY?
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Ugh I am so pissed off. For pre cal, we have to do this chapter summary where we basically just explain what main topic was in that chapter and show examples. I spent a good hour and a half on mine and my computer is stupid and it won’t print off like pi signs or w/e and so I have to do this long process to print it out but I have to save it before I can. I save it, it doesn’t save. So...
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gooooooawayyyyfatman answered your question: SOMEONE TELL ME FUNNY JOKES?
Yeah what Jay said.
Hilarious.
my jokes are under appreciated here
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the water? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs on your front porch? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs on your wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a girl with on leg shorter than the other? Aileen.
What do you call an Asian girl with on leg shorter...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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castration:
What do you call 2 mexicans playin basket ball?
juan on juan
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SOMEONE TELL ME FUNNY JOKES?
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and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
Daniel, I’d never trust you with my life.
track starts tomorrow yeah yeah yeah
i hope my friends value our friendship enough to drag me off the track
One of the radio stations I was listening to was talking about how Ryan Reynolds gave Denzel Washington a black eye, and my dad said “Well it’s not like anyone can see his black eye right?”
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA.
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crimewavve replied to your post: I hung out with Kaitlyn, Max and Tyler tonight. It…
Insert something Kyle would say about you being into threesomes now instead of being double teamed.
Ugh. Omg will I SEE YOU DURING TRACK
I hung out with Kaitlyn, Max and Tyler tonight. It was really fun. We went out and “played basketball” for like 15 minutes and Max and Kaitlyn were a team (the 6 foot and over team) and then me and Tyler were a team (the 5’5 and under team). It wasn’t fair and me and Tyler both suck at basketball. Me, Kaitlyn and Max are going to go run tomorrow. Yippe!
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
leave it to ben to always start shit
omg there’s a vancouver rumor twitter and everyone is making a big deal out of it
ITS LIKE THE TUMBLR BURN BOOK
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rydellk:
rum—ham:
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Me: I live such a sad life, I haven't kissed anyone yet. Abstinence is KEY.
Kaitlyn: We need to fuck someone this summer. Like seriously.
Kaitlyn: PREFERABLY A MODEL.
Me: DIBS ON RYAN REYNOLDS.
one of our sets tonight:
4x 100 back on the 1:40
2x 200 fly on the 4:00
4x 100 IM on the 2:00 (ok that was easy
we’re supposed to be tapering like seriosuly seriously seriosuly seirousy WE DIDNT EVEN GET REST IN BETWEEN
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i’m doing track lol omg im going to die
oh my god i hate english
ugh thoreau shuT uPPP i dont caaaare if you think we should follow our conscience why is your damn essay so LONG
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luy643yh replied to your post: omg fuck that i couldn’t even take one step down…
stupid
i had to sleep with the light on after paranormal activity 3 tbh
omg fuck that i couldn’t even take one step down the stairs no way
god damn it i want to pee my pants already are you kidding im going to be so paranoid with all this shit adam ADAM COME TO WASHINGTON AND PLAY THIS WITH ME SOMEONE HOLD ME BEFORE I PLAY
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luy643yh replied to your post: omg i really want to sleep i dont wanna play that…
play it
ugh fuck fine jesus if i cant sleep after this i’ll hate you forever