i'm feeling fat and sassy

can sensitive people get off the internet forever

i went to go see the descendants dat was a good movie george clooney you are so perfect

sserioouusslyyy replied to your post: so i got a new bra at victoria’s secret and my mom…

That’s it, that’s the joke.

bitch plz you dont know my life!!

blue-balls replied to your post: and honestly i dont even wear a regular bra 90% of…

sweatshirt/hoodie = chance @ free boobin @ school

oh gurl i’d rather not be seen nippin at school

and honestly i dont even wear a regular bra 90% of the time im always wearing a sports bra if im not “dressed” up sports bras are so comfy *-*

so i got a new bra at victoria’s secret and my mom was like “go return it for one that doesn’t have that much padding (theres like barely any) why do you need a bra with so much padding anyways!?”

and i look at my mom and i say “a boyfriend”

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 

like was that actually fucking necessary 

you know what bothers me when the ugly girl with glasses in a manga/anime takes off her glasses and becomes this gorgeous girl and im like if that happened in rl the person would go cross eyed jesus

veli needs a 

i’ve never done so much english homework in my entire life i hate my english teacher omfg